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The Tee
TBALines from the book that should never have been said out loud, printed anyway.
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Serena Phoenix Merch
Wear the bullshit. Carry the chaos.
Merchandise inspired by Death of a Thousand Swipes, Serena Phoenix, and the words, phrases, and general fuckery that deserved to escape the page.
The Collection
First Drop
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The Hoodie
TBAHeavyweight, black as the group chat you screenshot everything into.
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The Mug
TBAFor coffee, wine, or whatever you're drinking while reading his last text.
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The Tote
TBACarry the chaos. And your book. And the receipts.
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The Sticker Set
TBASmall doses of profanity for laptops, water bottles, and bad decisions.
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Signed Edition
TBADeath of a Thousand Swipes, marked by the woman who took notes from the fire.
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Shirts, accessories, book-inspired chaos, and other things we probably had no business putting on merchandise.
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