Funny. Devastating.
True.

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I expected a filthy, funny book about bad dates. I didn't expect it to explain why enough dating bullshit can make you stop trusting your own instincts.

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Career Fuckboy. Dicktim. Dicky Doo. Personality Premature Ejaculation. I started reading for entertainment and accidentally acquired an entire vocabulary for men I wish I'd never met.

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The funniest parts made me recognize the men. The painful parts made me recognize myself.

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This isn't a self-help book. It's a mirror with a mouth on it, and it doesn't blink.

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Under all the profanity is one of the sharpest breakdowns of modern dating I've read. Serena just refuses to put a beige therapy filter over the bullshit.

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I came for the fuckboys and dating disasters. I stayed because the book understands what happens after enough ghosting, love bombing, mixed signals, and disappointment start changing the way you date.

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It gave names to things I knew were happening but couldn't explain.

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I expected Serena to roast bad men. I didn't expect her to eventually turn the mirror back on the woman holding the book. That's where it became more than just funny.

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Equal parts dating autopsy, psychological horror story, and comedy special.

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Funny until it's devastating. Devastating until it's funny again.

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This book doesn't tell women how to become more desirable. It teaches them how to see what's actually standing in front of them.